Tom Brady
The term “GOAT” is GROSSLY overused today. It means “THE Greatest Of All Time,” not “one of the greatest of all time.” Grammar says you can’t be “A greatest of all time,” you can only be THE Greatest Of All Time. Tom Brady, on the other hand, is THE GOAT. The 7-Time Superbowl champion has achieved more than any football player ever has. The 199th pick out of Michigan ruled over the 21st century’s most lasting sports dynasty with the New England Patriots. Now with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, TB12 has all the weapons he’ll need to chase #8.
Despite his unparalleled achievements, swag isn’t exactly Tom’s best category. It took the NFL banning his helmet in 2019 to get him to upgrade to something more protective. He still wears the exact shoulder pads from 1995 and his cleats are the football equivalent of Skechers Shape-Ups. Tom would probably respond to that with, “What’s swaggier than 7 rings?” Check out Tom Brady’s gear below.