This really has nothing to do with the game, but I’d be smiling, too. Derek, you sly dog, you. And I caught Napoli lookin’.
This is what happens when you have to catch an 80 mph knuckleball from R.A. Dickey. Looks like they needed the whole cow for that thing.

Harper’s UA batting gloves. Source: Jamie Squire/Getty Images North America
These look like brand new All-Star exclusives, but if anybody knows better, please let me know and I’ll update this. I like these a lot better than the cleats.
These will be available in November of 2012. They are the ugliest baseball cleats ever dreamed.
These UA All-Star Game Ignite II slides were worn by the UA roster at the All-Star festivities: Buster Posey, Pablo Sandoval, Jonathan Paplebon, Matt Weiters, Fernando Rodney, Paul Konerko, Jim Johnson, Lance Lynn, Joel Hanrahan, Clayton Kershaw and Bryce Harper. They are available online.
By now I’m sure you guys know neither of these are available yet, but my God did Melky give Nike a nice sales pitch. That orange Lamborghini is calling my name. Joe Buck joked that Melky was going to the dugout to “plug them in.”
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